Brent Gette, International Man of Jackassery

Cold beer! Cold beer here! Well at least somewhere around me usually.

I am a bartender that is trying to retire -- from bartending that is. If it is a cool bar, I probably worked there. If it sucks I probably quit there! So what does a retiring bartender do you ask, I shall tell you. Real Estate, that seems to be what bartenders do when they are going out to pasture so to speak. Why Real Estate, that is because let’s be honest I am not going to be at the office 8-5 everyday. I like baseball, nay I love baseball especially day games. So in interest of going to as many day games as possible I need something with a flexible schedule.

Besides drinking and baseball, I like to travel. I am writing this in a hotel just outside of Richmond, VA. In the past week I have been almost as far south as Mexico and back up to DC now on my way back to Texas.

There are a few required qualities of being an Amigo, you have to like to drink, love baseball and traveling. Check, check, check, also Devin has to like you, check I think. Some of the optional requirements are a 180mph fastball (Woody). Being a karaoke genius (Chance) or being a particularly amazing beer drinker (Marty) or about to marry him (Amanda), what do I bring to the table you ask. Absolutely nothing!

I got a 73mph fastball, with a little better control than Wood, I suck at karaoke, can drink the hell outta some beer but Marty is a pro, and sorry Devin not going to marry you it’s illegal and we will not -- repeat -- WILL NOT CONSUMATE THAT MARRIAGE. That is me in a nutshell.