The Unaired Pilot (September 28, 1998)
Damn Yankees! (October 5, 1998)
Where Have You Gone, Steve Perry? (October 12, 1998)
The Eight Commandments of E-Mail (October 19, 1998)
10-10-WHIP! (October 26, 1998)
Geezers In Space! (November 2, 1998)
This League is DONE! (November 16, 1998)
Total Geek Travesty (November 23, 1998)
Pure Gen-X Soriness (November 30, 1998)
Millennium About Smartly (December 7, 1998)
Everything I Learned In Life, I Know From The Hardline (December 14, 1998)
Future Tense (January 4, 1999)
Gangsta Hoopsta Hayta (January 11, 1999)
Inclusiveness (January 18, 1999)
Items of the Day (January 25, 1999)
Do Ya Hafta Ask The Question? (February 1, 1999)
Making Change For The French Quarter (February 15, 1999)
Let's Talk About Them Boobs, Darlin' (February 22, 1999)
Getting Whipped Into Submission (Replacement Column) (February 22, 1999)
Commercial Conflaguration (March 15, 1999)
Let's Talk About... Maybe Not (March 22, 1999)
Listening To My Head Rattle (March 29, 1999)
Some Final Notes... (April 19, 1999)