This is a wholly unauthorized compilation of copyrighted material, and is intended for promotional use only.

All songs are the property of their respective artists. No unauthorized duplication is permitted, and violations will be enforced by a large, mean Sicilian named Paolo, who didn't get enough sleep last night and is quite cranky today.

Please don't sue me.

Disc was mastered and replicated using Macintosh technology. Friends don't let friends run Windows XP.

Don't run with scissors.

This compact disc has been certified 100 percent free of anthrax spores, as well as Lee Greenwood's "God Bless The USA."

Garment has been dyed with a special process, and colors may fade in wash.

The most common side affects are headache, nausea, diarrhea and abdominal pain.

You kiss your mother with that mouth?

Store away from heat or open flames, in an area inaccessible to children.

Community Association and additional fees for golf required.

If you are nursing, pregnant or thinking about becoming pregnant, or if you are a premenopausal woman who is not ovulating, talk to your doctor before listening to this compilation.

Repute: Public estimation; regard with which one is held; as, Marty and Devin's new apartment will be of low repute.

Hold the microphone up to your lips... up to your... there you go.

Will Blair accept the new baby as her own, or will Todd have more explaining to do?

Quick Fact: Delaware is actually south of the Mason-Dixon line, and therefore eligible to be included in a Southern Rock compilation.

Knowing is, in fact, half the battle.