This is where the disclaimer goes.

This is a wholly unauthorized compilation of copyrighted material, and is intended for promotional use only. All songs are the property of their respective artists. No unauthorized duplication is permitted, and violations will be enforced by Paolo, a diminutive cab driver from Guatemala who snuck onto a flight with Marty while concealed in his overnight bag.

This CD is not protected by Sony’s Rootkit DRM — we like you far too much.

Drink irresponsibly.

Drive it like you stole it.

Drizzle remaining mole sauce over enchiladas and sprinkle with remaining cheese.

Not to be combined with any other offer or applied to previous purchases, either fictional or literal.

You will not receive rational analysis and/or recommendations.

We regret we cannot ship to a P.O. box or international destinations, because we’re lazy.

A special message to Hollywood producers: Please stop raping my childhood by remaking every damned TV show from the Seventies.

Unified remote control may not operate additional devices or all of their features, thereby negating the term "unified control." Get over it.

Screen images simulated.

That is all.